The American Mistress

"Patriotism made me do it!"
"I did it all for you, America!" 

"ATLANTA – Newt Gingrich says his passionate hard work for his country contributed to his marital infidelity. In an interview posted Wednesday by The Christian Broadcasting Network, Gingrich — who recently converted to Catholicism — said he had sought God's forgiveness for mistakes in his past."                                                                                                  AP, March 9, 2011

Newt Gingrich joins the ranks of...

Jimmy Swaggart: "I have sinned against You, my Lord, and I would ask that Your precious blood would wash and cleanse every stain until it is in the seas of God's forgiveness."

Bill Clinton: "I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."

 Gingrich actually said that he committed adultery because he was working so hard for America.

He also announced today that there is another spot open in the Republican hopefuls field to take Barack Obama's job.